Stephen Colbert Turns Aaron Rodgers' Vaccine Lie Into An Extremely Dirty Joke

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Stephen Colbert had a precise uncomfortable thought aft it was revealed this week that Green Bay Packers prima Aaron Rodgers lied astir getting vaccinated for the coronavirus.

Rodgers declared successful August that helium had been “immunized” against the virus. But aft helium tested positive this week, the NFL Network reported that helium was not, successful fact, vaccinated. Rodgers had taken a homeopathic remedy successful hopes that the league would judge that instead.

It did not.

“My Goop senses are tingling,” Colbert said, referring to histrion Gwyneth Paltrow’s wellness company, which sells, among different things, jade eggs to insert into one’s vagina for “squeezing and releasing” exercises.

“I’m nary expert, but I’m guessing it’s a batch easier conscionable to play shot with a changeable successful your limb than a jade ovum stuck wherever the prima don’t shine,” Colbert said. “Then again, they are called the Packers.”

See much successful his Thursday nighttime monologue:

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