Rodgers declared successful August that helium had been “immunized” against the virus. But aft helium tested positive this week, the NFL Network reported that helium was not, successful fact, vaccinated. Rodgers had taken a homeopathic remedy successful hopes that the league would judge that instead.
It did not.
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“I’m nary expert, but I’m guessing it’s a batch easier conscionable to play shot with a changeable successful your limb than a jade ovum stuck wherever the prima don’t shine,” Colbert said. “Then again, they are called the Packers.”
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